Thursday, September 20, 2007

woo!!

A notable character is returning to "24" in the show's seventh season, which debuts in January. Click here if you want to know who it is.

As producers strongly hinted at Comic-Con in July , someone will be returning to “24” next season.


“His uncertain fate near the end of ‘Day 5’ left the door open for his return,” said executive producer/show-runner Howard Gordon in Fox's Wednesday press release. “And since there was no silent clock at the conclusion of his last appearance – the 24 tribute to a major character’s demise – we always kept this as a possibility.”

Fox’s press release follows.

“24” RESETS THE CLOCK FOR SEASON SEVEN
WITH TWO-NIGHT PREMIERE EVENT
SUNDAY, JAN. 13, AND MONDAY, JAN. 14, ON FOX

CTU Disbanded, Set in Washington, DC;
Fan-Favorite someone Returns

“Day 7” to Air All Originals All Season into June

The innovative, addictive, Emmy Award-winning television series 24 resets the clock for Season Seven with a special two-night premiere event Sunday, Jan. 13 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) and Monday, Jan. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

In keeping with FOX’s commitment to airing original programming year-round, the intense season will unfold in 24’s regular 9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT time period beginning Monday, Jan. 14, and will continue to air all originals all season into June.

“Day 7” of 24 will continue the show’s unique and trend-setting format with compelling new elements. With CTU dismantled, the show’s setting moves to Washington, DC, where JACK BAUER (Kiefer Sutherland) faces trial for his actions in the pursuit of justice. Bauer’s day gets off to a shocking start when a former colleague last seen in “Day 5,” returns after being left for dead by a terrorist conspirator in CTU’s infirmary.

“His uncertain fate near the end of ‘Day 5’ left the door open for his return,” said executive producer/show-runner Howard Gordon. “And since there was no silent clock at the conclusion of his last appearance – the 24 tribute to a major character’s demise – we always kept this as a possibility.”

His return highlights a list of notable cast members clocking in for Season Seven, including the previously announced Cherry Jones (“The Heiress”) as President ALLISON TAYLOR and Janeane Garofalo (“The Larry Sanders Show”) as FBI Agent JANIS GOLD. Colm Feore (“Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee”) will play First Gentleman HENRY TAYLOR and Bob Gunton (“Desperate Housewives”) is White House Chief of Staff ETHAN KANIN.

FBI Agents assigned to the team investigating the crisis befalling Bauer include Garofalo’s Agent Gold in addition to Annie Wersching (“General Hospital”) as Agent RENEE WALKER, Jeffrey Nordling (“Dirt”) as Agent LARRY MOSS and Rhys Coiro (“Entourage”) as Agent SEAN HILLINGER. John Billingsley (PRISON BREAK) portrays security specialist MICHAEL LATHAM. Although CTU is no longer, CHLOE O’BRIAN (Mary Lynn Rajskub) and BILL BUCHANAN (James Morrison) are back for another momentous day of shocking events.

Monday, July 30, 2007

24 Season 7 News!!



From the Entertainment writer from the Tribune:

Big changes for Season 7 of '24'

Will Jack Bauer take the Fifth?

When season 7 of "24" debuts on Fox in January, Kiefer Sutherland’s driven agent will be hauled before a Congressional committee "to answer for what are perceived to be his crimes," executive producer Manny Coto said Friday at a "24" panel Comic-Con International in San Diego.

And with the action likely moving to Washington, D.C., the famous CTU set is gone, producers said. Really, truly gone.

"I want people to know that, because I know they’re going to be asking," said director/producer Jon Cassar after the panel.

Executive producer Evan Katz said the team is "98 percent sure" of the Beltway move.

In the panel presentation, producers confirmed the return of technology whiz Chloe O’Brian (Mary Lynn Rajskub), and broadly hinted at another possible return: Tony Almeida (Carlos Bernard).

If he comes back (and it's a big if), it will come as a surprise to fans who remember the former agent dying in Jack’s arms in season 5. But producers said Friday that they weren't especially happy with how Tony's death was handled.

"Tony's death wasn't satisfying," executive producer David Fury said after the session.

But was it a death? Judging by how often his name came up on Friday, you never know. When asked if characters from past season -- other than Chloe -- might reappear in season 7, Katz said that was a definite possibility.

Though in most respects, "we'll have the clearest slate we've ever had" when season 7 begins, Katz said.



A female president clocks in on '24'

Fox announced Sunday "24" has cast Cherry Jones as next season’s President Allison Taylor.

Jones is a Tony-award winning actress who is best known for her stage work.

Hmm, last year we had Wayne Palmer, who got more than a few Barack Obama comparisons, and now we have "24's" first female president, just as Hillary Clinton is running for president.

So what will President Taylor be like? Fox chairman Peter Liguori wouldn’t say at Fox's executive session here at TCA.

“It's way too early in the process to get overly specific,” he noted. “I can just say broadly, decisions are made consistently on "24" to always reinvigorate the franchise.”

I hope that’s the case, but I hope that Liguori’s other comments about the show on Sunday were just politic attempts to not ruffle the feathers of some of the network’s most important showrunners. Because I think it’s pretty clear that “24” had a not-great season – even many of the show’s hardcore fans thought that was the case.

“I would not categorize my view of the show last year as being disappointing,” Liguori said at one point. As to whether show's writers should map out "24's" entire season in advance, rather than go by the seat of their pants, Liguori said, “…If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I feel like part of the high-wire act is their process.”

Having said all that, Liguori allowed that even the show’s creative team doesn’t feel as though “24’s” sixth season was its best.

“They don't sit there and say that the show was perfect,” Liguori said. “But with all that being said, last year's performance doesn't require wholesale changes. By far and away, it has them put their game face on to say they have the opportunity for another day, another 24 hours, of which they have a bar that they have to jump over. And, you know, I can tell you that those guys are very competitive, and it fuels their creativity.”

Maybe in terms of ratings, last year's "24" was fine by Fox standards and thus the show doesn’t require “wholesale changes,” in Liguori’s view. But putting aside ratings, creatively, the show does require changes, if it wants to return it to being the nailbiting thriller it was from Seasons 1-5.

But maybe it’s just too hard to surprise us anymore on that show. We’ve had six seasons of constant danger and twists – I’m starting to think it’s just not possible to keep up that kind of plot-heavy, danger-laden storytelling forever. And given that the show has killed off most of the characters I ever liked, there are even fewer reasons to tune in.

Frankly, I’d rather have “24” end after Day 7 – if it’s another panicked, predictable, bland season – than see it keep going indefinitely. Your thoughts?

Sunday, July 29, 2007

How to make playlists using itunes..

1. Open ITunes.
2. Right click on either a playlist or your music library. (I recommend creating playlists if your music library is ginormous like mine.)
3. Go to export song list.
4. Save it as a text file.
5. Go to the Itunes XHTML converter (located at http://www.atourworst.org/2006/10/25/itunes-xhtml-playlist
6. Go to "choose file."
7. Choose the text file that you created.
8. Save it (as the same name) as an html file.
9. you can either save it to your computer or have it hosted on a free website.
10. You're done!!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Pearls Before Breakfast

A bit long, but definitely worth the read.

Pearls Before Breakfast
Can one of the nation's great musicians cut through the fog of a D.C. rush hour? Let's find out.

By Gene Weingarten
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, April 8, 2007; Page W10

HE EMERGED FROM THE METRO AT THE L'ENFANT PLAZA STATION AND POSITIONED HIMSELF AGAINST A WALL BESIDE A TRASH BASKET. By most measures, he was nondescript: a youngish white man in jeans, a long-sleeved T-shirt and a Washington Nationals baseball cap. From a small case, he removed a violin. Placing the open case at his feet, he shrewdly threw in a few dollars and pocket change as seed money, swiveled it to face pedestrian traffic, and began to play.

It was 7:51 a.m. on Friday, January 12, the middle of the morning rush hour. In the next 43 minutes, as the violinist performed six classical pieces, 1,097 people passed by. Almost all of them were on the way to work, which meant, for almost all of them, a government job. L'Enfant Plaza is at the nucleus of federal Washington, and these were mostly mid-level bureaucrats with those indeterminate, oddly fungible titles: policy analyst, project manager, budget officer, specialist, facilitator, consultant.

Monday, April 9, 2007 1 p.m. ET
Post Magazine: Too Busy to Stop and Hear the Music
Can one of the nation's greatest musicians cut through the fog of a D.C. rush hour? Gene Weingarten set out to discover if violinist Josh Bell -- and his Stradivarius -- could stop busy commuters in their tracks.
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Each passerby had a quick choice to make, one familiar to commuters in any urban area where the occasional street performer is part of the cityscape: Do you stop and listen? Do you hurry past with a blend of guilt and irritation, aware of your cupidity but annoyed by the unbidden demand on your time and your wallet? Do you throw in a buck, just to be polite? Does your decision change if he's really bad? What if he's really good? Do you have time for beauty? Shouldn't you? What's the moral mathematics of the moment?

On that Friday in January, those private questions would be answered in an unusually public way. No one knew it, but the fiddler standing against a bare wall outside the Metro in an indoor arcade at the top of the escalators was one of the finest classical musicians in the world, playing some of the most elegant music ever written on one of the most valuable violins ever made. His performance was arranged by The Washington Post as an experiment in context, perception and priorities -- as well as an unblinking assessment of public taste: In a banal setting at an inconvenient time, would beauty transcend?

The musician did not play popular tunes whose familiarity alone might have drawn interest. That was not the test. These were masterpieces that have endured for centuries on their brilliance alone, soaring music befitting the grandeur of cathedrals and concert halls.

The acoustics proved surprisingly kind. Though the arcade is of utilitarian design, a buffer between the Metro escalator and the outdoors, it somehow caught the sound and bounced it back round and resonant. The violin is an instrument that is said to be much like the human voice, and in this musician's masterly hands, it sobbed and laughed and sang -- ecstatic, sorrowful, importuning, adoring, flirtatious, castigating, playful, romancing, merry, triumphal, sumptuous.

So, what do you think happened?

HANG ON, WE'LL GET YOU SOME EXPERT HELP.

Leonard Slatkin, music director of the National Symphony Orchestra, was asked the same question. What did he think would occur, hypothetically, if one of the world's great violinists had performed incognito before a traveling rush-hour audience of 1,000-odd people?

"Let's assume," Slatkin said, "that he is not recognized and just taken for granted as a street musician . . . Still, I don't think that if he's really good, he's going to go unnoticed. He'd get a larger audience in Europe . . . but, okay, out of 1,000 people, my guess is there might be 35 or 40 who will recognize the quality for what it is. Maybe 75 to 100 will stop and spend some time listening."

So, a crowd would gather?

"Oh, yes."

And how much will he make?

"About $150."

Thanks, Maestro. As it happens, this is not hypothetical. It really happened.

"How'd I do?"

We'll tell you in a minute.

"Well, who was the musician?"

Joshua Bell.

"NO!!!"

A onetime child prodigy, at 39 Joshua Bell has arrived as an internationally acclaimed virtuoso. Three days before he appeared at the Metro station, Bell had filled the house at Boston's stately Symphony Hall, where merely pretty good seats went for $100. Two weeks later, at the Music Center at Strathmore, in North Bethesda, he would play to a standing-room-only audience so respectful of his artistry that they stifled their coughs until the silence between movements. But on that Friday in January, Joshua Bell was just another mendicant, competing for the attention of busy people on their way to work.

Bell was first pitched this idea shortly before Christmas, over coffee at a sandwich shop on Capitol Hill. A New Yorker, he was in town to perform at the Library of Congress and to visit the library's vaults to examine an unusual treasure: an 18th-century violin that once belonged to the great Austrian-born virtuoso and composer Fritz Kreisler. The curators invited Bell to play it; good sound, still.

"Here's what I'm thinking," Bell confided, as he sipped his coffee. "I'm thinking that I could do a tour where I'd play Kreisler's music . . ."

He smiled.

". . . on Kreisler's violin."

It was a snazzy, sequined idea -- part inspiration and part gimmick -- and it was typical of Bell, who has unapologetically embraced showmanship even as his concert career has become more and more august. He's soloed with the finest orchestras here and abroad, but he's also appeared on "Sesame Street," done late-night talk TV and performed in feature films. That was Bell playing the soundtrack on the 1998 movie "The Red Violin." (He body-doubled, too, playing to a naked Greta Scacchi.) As composer John Corigliano accepted the Oscar for Best Original Dramatic Score, he credited Bell, who, he said, "plays like a god."

When Bell was asked if he'd be willing to don street clothes and perform at rush hour, he said:

"Uh, a stunt?"

Well, yes. A stunt. Would he think it . . . unseemly?

Bell drained his cup.

"Sounds like fun," he said.

Bell's a heartthrob. Tall and handsome, he's got a Donny Osmond-like dose of the cutes, and, onstage, cute elides into hott. When he performs, he is usually the only man under the lights who is not in white tie and tails -- he walks out to a standing O, looking like Zorro, in black pants and an untucked black dress shirt, shirttail dangling. That cute Beatles-style mop top is also a strategic asset: Because his technique is full of body -- athletic and passionate -- he's almost dancing with the instrument, and his hair flies.

He's single and straight, a fact not lost on some of his fans. In Boston, as he performed Max Bruch's dour Violin Concerto in G Minor, the very few young women in the audience nearly disappeared in the deep sea of silver heads. But seemingly every single one of them -- a distillate of the young and pretty -- coalesced at the stage door after the performance, seeking an autograph. It's like that always, with Bell.

Bell's been accepting over-the-top accolades since puberty: Interview magazine once said his playing "does nothing less than tell human beings why they bother to live." He's learned to field these things graciously, with a bashful duck of the head and a modified "pshaw."

For this incognito performance, Bell had only one condition for participating. The event had been described to him as a test of whether, in an incongruous context, ordinary people would recognize genius. His condition: "I'm not comfortable if you call this genius." "Genius" is an overused word, he said: It can be applied to some of the composers whose work he plays, but not to him. His skills are largely interpretive, he said, and to imply otherwise would be unseemly and inaccurate.

It was an interesting request, and under the circumstances, one that will be honored. The word will not again appear in this article.

It would be breaking no rules, however, to note that the term in question, particularly as applied in the field of music, refers to a congenital brilliance -- an elite, innate, preternatural ability that manifests itself early, and often in dramatic fashion.

One biographically intriguing fact about Bell is that he got his first music lessons when he was a 4-year-old in Bloomington, Ind. His parents, both psychologists, decided formal training might be a good idea after they saw that their son had strung rubber bands across his dresser drawers and was replicating classical tunes by ear, moving drawers in and out to vary the pitch.

TO GET TO THE METRO FROM HIS HOTEL, a distance of three blocks, Bell took a taxi. He's neither lame nor lazy: He did it for his violin.

Bell always performs on the same instrument, and he ruled out using another for this gig. Called the Gibson ex Huberman, it was handcrafted in 1713 by Antonio Stradivari during the Italian master's "golden period," toward the end of his career, when he had access to the finest spruce, maple and willow, and when his technique had been refined to perfection.

"Our knowledge of acoustics is still incomplete," Bell said, "but he, he just . . . knew."

Bell doesn't mention Stradivari by name. Just "he." When the violinist shows his Strad to people, he holds the instrument gingerly by its neck, resting it on a knee. "He made this to perfect thickness at all parts," Bell says, pivoting it. "If you shaved off a millimeter of wood at any point, it would totally imbalance the sound." No violins sound as wonderful as Strads from the 1710s, still.

The front of Bell's violin is in nearly perfect condition, with a deep, rich grain and luster. The back is a mess, its dark reddish finish bleeding away into a flatter, lighter shade and finally, in one section, to bare wood.

"This has never been refinished," Bell said. "That's his original varnish. People attribute aspects of the sound to the varnish. Each maker had his own secret formula." Stradivari is thought to have made his from an ingeniously balanced cocktail of honey, egg whites and gum arabic from sub-Saharan trees.

Like the instrument in "The Red Violin," this one has a past filled with mystery and malice. Twice, it was stolen from its illustrious prior owner, the Polish virtuoso Bronislaw Huberman. The first time, in 1919, it disappeared from Huberman's hotel room in Vienna but was quickly returned. The second time, nearly 20 years later, it was pinched from his dressing room in Carnegie Hall. He never got it back. It was not until 1985 that the thief -- a minor New York violinist -- made a deathbed confession to his wife, and produced the instrument.

Bell bought it a few years ago. He had to sell his own Strad and borrow much of the rest. The price tag was reported to be about $3.5 million.

All of which is a long explanation for why, in the early morning chill of a day in January, Josh Bell took a three-block cab ride to the Orange Line, and rode one stop to L'Enfant.

AS METRO STATIONS GO, L'ENFANT PLAZA IS MORE PLEBEIAN THAN MOST. Even before you arrive, it gets no respect. Metro conductors never seem to get it right: "Leh-fahn." "Layfont." "El'phant."

At the top of the escalators are a shoeshine stand and a busy kiosk that sells newspapers, lottery tickets and a wallfull of magazines with titles such as Mammazons and Girls of Barely Legal. The skin mags move, but it's that lottery ticket dispenser that stays the busiest, with customers queuing up for Daily 6 lotto and Powerball and the ultimate suckers' bait, those pamphlets that sell random number combinations purporting to be "hot." They sell briskly. There's also a quick-check machine to slide in your lotto ticket, post-drawing, to see if you've won. Beneath it is a forlorn pile of crumpled slips.

On Friday, January 12, the people waiting in the lottery line looking for a long shot would get a lucky break -- a free, close-up ticket to a concert by one of the world's most famous musicians -- but only if they were of a mind to take note.

Bell decided to begin with "Chaconne" from Johann Sebastian Bach's Partita No. 2 in D Minor. Bell calls it "not just one of the greatest pieces of music ever written, but one of the greatest achievements of any man in history. It's a spiritually powerful piece, emotionally powerful, structurally perfect. Plus, it was written for a solo violin, so I won't be cheating with some half-assed version."

Bell didn't say it, but Bach's "Chaconne" is also considered one of the most difficult violin pieces to master. Many try; few succeed. It's exhaustingly long -- 14 minutes -- and consists entirely of a single, succinct musical progression repeated in dozens of variations to create a dauntingly complex architecture of sound. Composed around 1720, on the eve of the European Enlightenment, it is said to be a celebration of the breadth of human possibility.

If Bell's encomium to "Chaconne" seems overly effusive, consider this from the 19th-century composer Johannes Brahms, in a letter to Clara Schumann: "On one stave, for a small instrument, the man writes a whole world of the deepest thoughts and most powerful feelings. If I imagined that I could have created, even conceived the piece, I am quite certain that the excess of excitement and earth-shattering experience would have driven me out of my mind."

So, that's the piece Bell started with.

He'd clearly meant it when he promised not to cheap out this performance: He played with acrobatic enthusiasm, his body leaning into the music and arching on tiptoes at the high notes. The sound was nearly symphonic, carrying to all parts of the homely arcade as the pedestrian traffic filed past.

Three minutes went by before something happened. Sixty-three people had already passed when, finally, there was a breakthrough of sorts. A middle-age man altered his gait for a split second, turning his head to notice that there seemed to be some guy playing music. Yes, the man kept walking, but it was something.

A half-minute later, Bell got his first donation. A woman threw in a buck and scooted off. It was not until six minutes into the performance that someone actually stood against a wall, and listened.

Things never got much better. In the three-quarters of an hour that Joshua Bell played, seven people stopped what they were doing to hang around and take in the performance, at least for a minute. Twenty-seven gave money, most of them on the run -- for a total of $32 and change. That leaves the 1,070 people who hurried by, oblivious, many only three feet away, few even turning to look.

No, Mr. Slatkin, there was never a crowd, not even for a second.

It was all videotaped by a hidden camera. You can play the recording once or 15 times, and it never gets any easier to watch. Try speeding it up, and it becomes one of those herky-jerky World War I-era silent newsreels. The people scurry by in comical little hops and starts, cups of coffee in their hands, cellphones at their ears, ID tags slapping at their bellies, a grim danse macabre to indifference, inertia and the dingy, gray rush of modernity.

Even at this accelerated pace, though, the fiddler's movements remain fluid and graceful; he seems so apart from his audience -- unseen, unheard, otherworldly -- that you find yourself thinking that he's not really there. A ghost.

Only then do you see it: He is the one who is real. They are the ghosts.

IF A GREAT MUSICIAN PLAYS GREAT MUSIC BUT NO ONE HEARS . . . WAS HE REALLY ANY GOOD?

It's an old epistemological debate, older, actually, than the koan about the tree in the forest. Plato weighed in on it, and philosophers for two millennia afterward: What is beauty? Is it a measurable fact (Gottfried Leibniz), or merely an opinion (David Hume), or is it a little of each, colored by the immediate state of mind of the observer (Immanuel Kant)?

We'll go with Kant, because he's obviously right, and because he brings us pretty directly to Joshua Bell, sitting there in a hotel restaurant, picking at his breakfast, wryly trying to figure out what the hell had just happened back there at the Metro.

"At the beginning," Bell says, "I was just concentrating on playing the music. I wasn't really watching what was happening around me . . ."

Playing the violin looks all-consuming, mentally and physically, but Bell says that for him the mechanics of it are partly second nature, cemented by practice and muscle memory: It's like a juggler, he says, who can keep those balls in play while interacting with a crowd. What he's mostly thinking about as he plays, Bell says, is capturing emotion as a narrative: "When you play a violin piece, you are a storyteller, and you're telling a story."

With "Chaconne," the opening is filled with a building sense of awe. That kept him busy for a while. Eventually, though, he began to steal a sidelong glance.

"It was a strange feeling, that people were actually, ah . . ."

The word doesn't come easily.

". . . ignoring me."

Bell is laughing. It's at himself.

"At a music hall, I'll get upset if someone coughs or if someone's cellphone goes off. But here, my expectations quickly diminished. I started to appreciate any acknowledgment, even a slight glance up. I was oddly grateful when someone threw in a dollar instead of change." This is from a man whose talents can command $1,000 a minute.

Before he began, Bell hadn't known what to expect. What he does know is that, for some reason, he was nervous.

"It wasn't exactly stage fright, but there were butterflies," he says. "I was stressing a little."

Bell has played, literally, before crowned heads of Europe. Why the anxiety at the Washington Metro?

"When you play for ticket-holders," Bell explains, "you are already validated. I have no sense that I need to be accepted. I'm already accepted. Here, there was this thought: What if they don't like me? What if they resent my presence . . ."

He was, in short, art without a frame. Which, it turns out, may have a lot to do with what happened -- or, more precisely, what didn't happen -- on January 12.

MARK LEITHAUSER HAS HELD IN HIS HANDS MORE GREAT WORKS OF ART THAN ANY KING OR POPE OR MEDICI EVER DID. A senior curator at the National Gallery, he oversees the framing of the paintings. Leithauser thinks he has some idea of what happened at that Metro station.

"Let's say I took one of our more abstract masterpieces, say an Ellsworth Kelly, and removed it from its frame, marched it down the 52 steps that people walk up to get to the National Gallery, past the giant columns, and brought it into a restaurant. It's a $5 million painting. And it's one of those restaurants where there are pieces of original art for sale, by some industrious kids from the Corcoran School, and I hang that Kelly on the wall with a price tag of $150. No one is going to notice it. An art curator might look up and say: 'Hey, that looks a little like an Ellsworth Kelly. Please pass the salt.'"

Leithauser's point is that we shouldn't be too ready to label the Metro passersby unsophisticated boobs. Context matters.

Kant said the same thing. He took beauty seriously: In his Critique of Aesthetic Judgment, Kant argued that one's ability to appreciate beauty is related to one's ability to make moral judgments. But there was a caveat. Paul Guyer of the University of Pennsylvania, one of America's most prominent Kantian scholars, says the 18th-century German philosopher felt that to properly appreciate beauty, the viewing conditions must be optimal.

"Optimal," Guyer said, "doesn't mean heading to work, focusing on your report to the boss, maybe your shoes don't fit right."

So, if Kant had been at the Metro watching as Joshua Bell play to a thousand unimpressed passersby?

"He would have inferred about them," Guyer said, "absolutely nothing."

And that's that.

Except it isn't. To really understand what happened, you have to rewind that video and play it back from the beginning, from the moment Bell's bow first touched the strings.

White guy, khakis, leather jacket, briefcase. Early 30s. John David Mortensen is on the final leg of his daily bus-to-Metro commute from Reston. He's heading up the escalator. It's a long ride -- 1 minute and 15 seconds if you don't walk. So, like most everyone who passes Bell this day, Mortensen gets a good earful of music before he has his first look at the musician. Like most of them, he notes that it sounds pretty good. But like very few of them, when he gets to the top, he doesn't race past as though Bell were some nuisance to be avoided. Mortensen is that first person to stop, that guy at the six-minute mark.

It's not that he has nothing else to do. He's a project manager for an international program at the Department of Energy; on this day, Mortensen has to participate in a monthly budget exercise, not the most exciting part of his job: "You review the past month's expenditures," he says, "forecast spending for the next month, if you have X dollars, where will it go, that sort of thing."

On the video, you can see Mortensen get off the escalator and look around. He locates the violinist, stops, walks away but then is drawn back. He checks the time on his cellphone -- he's three minutes early for work -- then settles against a wall to listen.

Mortensen doesn't know classical music at all; classic rock is as close as he comes. But there's something about what he's hearing that he really likes.

As it happens, he's arrived at the moment that Bell slides into the second section of "Chaconne." ("It's the point," Bell says, "where it moves from a darker, minor key into a major key. There's a religious, exalted feeling to it.") The violinist's bow begins to dance; the music becomes upbeat, playful, theatrical, big.

Mortensen doesn't know about major or minor keys: "Whatever it was," he says, "it made me feel at peace."

So, for the first time in his life, Mortensen lingers to listen to a street musician. He stays his allotted three minutes as 94 more people pass briskly by. When he leaves to help plan contingency budgets for the Department of Energy, there's another first. For the first time in his life, not quite knowing what had just happened but sensing it was special, John David Mortensen gives a street musician money.

THERE ARE SIX MOMENTS IN THE VIDEO THAT BELL FINDS PARTICULARLY PAINFUL TO RELIVE: "The awkward times," he calls them. It's what happens right after each piece ends: nothing. The music stops. The same people who hadn't noticed him playing don't notice that he has finished. No applause, no acknowledgment. So Bell just saws out a small, nervous chord -- the embarrassed musician's equivalent of, "Er, okay, moving right along . . ." -- and begins the next piece.

After "Chaconne," it is Franz Schubert's "Ave Maria," which surprised some music critics when it debuted in 1825: Schubert seldom showed religious feeling in his compositions, yet "Ave Maria" is a breathtaking work of adoration of the Virgin Mary. What was with the sudden piety? Schubert dryly answered: "I think this is due to the fact that I never forced devotion in myself and never compose hymns or prayers of that kind unless it overcomes me unawares; but then it is usually the right and true devotion." This musical prayer became among the most familiar and enduring religious pieces in history.

A couple of minutes into it, something revealing happens. A woman and her preschooler emerge from the escalator. The woman is walking briskly and, therefore, so is the child. She's got his hand.

"I had a time crunch," recalls Sheron Parker, an IT director for a federal agency. "I had an 8:30 training class, and first I had to rush Evvie off to his teacher, then rush back to work, then to the training facility in the basement."

Evvie is her son, Evan. Evan is 3.

You can see Evan clearly on the video. He's the cute black kid in the parka who keeps twisting around to look at Joshua Bell, as he is being propelled toward the door.

"There was a musician," Parker says, "and my son was intrigued. He wanted to pull over and listen, but I was rushed for time."

So Parker does what she has to do. She deftly moves her body between Evan's and Bell's, cutting off her son's line of sight. As they exit the arcade, Evan can still be seen craning to look. When Parker is told what she walked out on, she laughs.

"Evan is very smart!"

The poet Billy Collins once laughingly observed that all babies are born with a knowledge of poetry, because the lub-dub of the mother's heart is in iambic meter. Then, Collins said, life slowly starts to choke the poetry out of us. It may be true with music, too.

There was no ethnic or demographic pattern to distinguish the people who stayed to watch Bell, or the ones who gave money, from that vast majority who hurried on past, unheeding. Whites, blacks and Asians, young and old, men and women, were represented in all three groups. But the behavior of one demographic remained absolutely consistent. Every single time a child walked past, he or she tried to stop and watch. And every single time, a parent scooted the kid away.

IF THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON THAT DAY WHO WAS TOO BUSY TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE VIOLINIST, it was George Tindley. Tindley wasn't hurrying to get to work. He was at work.

The glass doors through which most people exit the L'Enfant station lead into an indoor shopping mall, from which there are exits to the street and elevators to office buildings. The first store in the mall is an Au Bon Pain, the croissant and coffee shop where Tindley, in his 40s, works in a white uniform busing the tables, restocking the salt and pepper packets, taking out the garbage. Tindley labors under the watchful eye of his bosses, and he's supposed to be hopping, and he was.

But every minute or so, as though drawn by something not entirely within his control, Tindley would walk to the very edge of the Au Bon Pain property, keeping his toes inside the line, still on the job. Then he'd lean forward, as far out into the hallway as he could, watching the fiddler on the other side of the glass doors. The foot traffic was steady, so the doors were usually open. The sound came through pretty well.

"You could tell in one second that this guy was good, that he was clearly a professional," Tindley says. He plays the guitar, loves the sound of strings, and has no respect for a certain kind of musician.

"Most people, they play music; they don't feel it," Tindley says. "Well, that man was feeling it. That man was moving. Moving into the sound."

A hundred feet away, across the arcade, was the lottery line, sometimes five or six people long. They had a much better view of Bell than Tindley did, if they had just turned around. But no one did. Not in the entire 43 minutes. They just shuffled forward toward that machine spitting out numbers. Eyes on the prize.

J.T. Tillman was in that line. A computer specialist for the Department of Housing and Urban Development, he remembers every single number he played that day -- 10 of them, $2 apiece, for a total of $20. He doesn't recall what the violinist was playing, though. He says it sounded like generic classical music, the kind the ship's band was playing in "Titanic," before the iceberg.

"I didn't think nothing of it," Tillman says, "just a guy trying to make a couple of bucks." Tillman would have given him one or two, he said, but he spent all his cash on lotto.

When he is told that he stiffed one of the best musicians in the world, he laughs.

"Is he ever going to play around here again?"

"Yeah, but you're going to have to pay a lot to hear him."

"Damn."

Tillman didn't win the lottery, either.

BELL ENDS "AVE MARIA" TO ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SILENCE, plays Manuel Ponce's sentimental "Estrellita," then a piece by Jules Massenet, and then begins a Bach gavotte, a joyful, frolicsome, lyrical dance. It's got an Old World delicacy to it; you can imagine it entertaining bewigged dancers at a Versailles ball, or -- in a lute, fiddle and fife version -- the boot-kicking peasants of a Pieter Bruegel painting.

Watching the video weeks later, Bell finds himself mystified by one thing only. He understands why he's not drawing a crowd, in the rush of a morning workday. But: "I'm surprised at the number of people who don't pay attention at all, as if I'm invisible. Because, you know what? I'm makin' a lot of noise!"

He is. You don't need to know music at all to appreciate the simple fact that there's a guy there, playing a violin that's throwing out a whole bucket of sound; at times, Bell's bowing is so intricate that you seem to be hearing two instruments playing in harmony. So those head-forward, quick-stepping passersby are a remarkable phenomenon.

Bell wonders whether their inattention may be deliberate: If you don't take visible note of the musician, you don't have to feel guilty about not forking over money; you're not complicit in a rip-off.

It may be true, but no one gave that explanation. People just said they were busy, had other things on their mind. Some who were on cellphones spoke louder as they passed Bell, to compete with that infernal racket.

And then there was Calvin Myint. Myint works for the General Services Administration. He got to the top of the escalator, turned right and headed out a door to the street. A few hours later, he had no memory that there had been a musician anywhere in sight.

"Where was he, in relation to me?"

"About four feet away."

"Oh."

There's nothing wrong with Myint's hearing. He had buds in his ear. He was listening to his iPod.

For many of us, the explosion in technology has perversely limited, not expanded, our exposure to new experiences. Increasingly, we get our news from sources that think as we already do. And with iPods, we hear what we already know; we program our own playlists.

The song that Calvin Myint was listening to was "Just Like Heaven," by the British rock band The Cure. It's a terrific song, actually. The meaning is a little opaque, and the Web is filled with earnest efforts to deconstruct it. Many are far-fetched, but some are right on point: It's about a tragic emotional disconnect. A man has found the woman of his dreams but can't express the depth of his feeling for her until she's gone. It's about failing to see the beauty of what's plainly in front of your eyes.

"YES, I SAW THE VIOLINIST," Jackie Hessian says, "but nothing about him struck me as much of anything."

You couldn't tell that by watching her. Hessian was one of those people who gave Bell a long, hard look before walking on. It turns out that she wasn't noticing the music at all.

"I really didn't hear that much," she said. "I was just trying to figure out what he was doing there, how does this work for him, can he make much money, would it be better to start with some money in the case, or for it to be empty, so people feel sorry for you? I was analyzing it financially."

What do you do, Jackie?

"I'm a lawyer in labor relations with the United States Postal Service. I just negotiated a national contract."

THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE WERE UPHOLSTERED. In the balcony, more or less. On that day, for $5, you'd get a lot more than just a nice shine on your shoes.

Only one person occupied one of those seats when Bell played. Terence Holmes is a consultant for the Department of Transportation, and he liked the music just fine, but it was really about a shoeshine: "My father told me never to wear a suit with your shoes not cleaned and shined."

Holmes wears suits often, so he is up in that perch a lot, and he's got a good relationship with the shoeshine lady. Holmes is a good tipper and a good talker, which is a skill that came in handy that day. The shoeshine lady was upset about something, and the music got her more upset. She complained, Holmes said, that the music was too loud, and he tried to calm her down.

Edna Souza is from Brazil. She's been shining shoes at L'Enfant Plaza for six years, and she's had her fill of street musicians there; when they play, she can't hear her customers, and that's bad for business. So she fights.

Souza points to the dividing line between the Metro property, at the top of the escalator, and the arcade, which is under control of the management company that runs the mall. Sometimes, Souza says, a musician will stand on the Metro side, sometimes on the mall side. Either way, she's got him. On her speed dial, she has phone numbers for both the mall cops and the Metro cops. The musicians seldom last long.

What about Joshua Bell?

He was too loud, too, Souza says. Then she looks down at her rag, sniffs. She hates to say anything positive about these damned musicians, but: "He was pretty good, that guy. It was the first time I didn't call the police."

Souza was surprised to learn he was a famous musician, but not that people rushed blindly by him. That, she said, was predictable. "If something like this happened in Brazil, everyone would stand around to see. Not here."

Souza nods sourly toward a spot near the top of the escalator: "Couple of years ago, a homeless guy died right there. He just lay down there and died. The police came, an ambulance came, and no one even stopped to see or slowed down to look.

"People walk up the escalator, they look straight ahead. Mind your own business, eyes forward. Everyone is stressed. Do you know what I mean?"

What is this life if, full of care,

We have no time to stand and stare.

-- from "Leisure," by W.H. Davies

Let's say Kant is right. Let's accept that we can't look at what happened on January 12 and make any judgment whatever about people's sophistication or their ability to appreciate beauty. But what about their ability to appreciate life?

We're busy. Americans have been busy, as a people, since at least 1831, when a young French sociologist named Alexis de Tocqueville visited the States and found himself impressed, bemused and slightly dismayed at the degree to which people were driven, to the exclusion of everything else, by hard work and the accumulation of wealth.

Not much has changed. Pop in a DVD of "Koyaanisqatsi," the wordless, darkly brilliant, avant-garde 1982 film about the frenetic speed of modern life. Backed by the minimalist music of Philip Glass, director Godfrey Reggio takes film clips of Americans going about their daily business, but speeds them up until they resemble assembly-line machines, robots marching lockstep to nowhere. Now look at the video from L'Enfant Plaza, in fast-forward. The Philip Glass soundtrack fits it perfectly.

"Koyaanisqatsi" is a Hopi word. It means "life out of balance."

In his 2003 book, Timeless Beauty: In the Arts and Everyday Life, British author John Lane writes about the loss of the appreciation for beauty in the modern world. The experiment at L'Enfant Plaza may be symptomatic of that, he said -- not because people didn't have the capacity to understand beauty, but because it was irrelevant to them.

"This is about having the wrong priorities," Lane said.

If we can't take the time out of our lives to stay a moment and listen to one of the best musicians on Earth play some of the best music ever written; if the surge of modern life so overpowers us that we are deaf and blind to something like that -- then what else are we missing?

That's what the Welsh poet W.H. Davies meant in 1911 when he published those two lines that begin this section. They made him famous. The thought was simple, even primitive, but somehow no one had put it quite that way before.

Of course, Davies had an advantage -- an advantage of perception. He wasn't a tradesman or a laborer or a bureaucrat or a consultant or a policy analyst or a labor lawyer or a program manager. He was a hobo.

THE CULTURAL HERO OF THE DAY ARRIVED AT L'ENFANT PLAZA PRETTY LATE, in the unprepossessing figure of one John Picarello, a smallish man with a baldish head.

Picarello hit the top of the escalator just after Bell began his final piece, a reprise of "Chaconne." In the video, you see Picarello stop dead in his tracks, locate the source of the music, and then retreat to the other end of the arcade. He takes up a position past the shoeshine stand, across from that lottery line, and he will not budge for the next nine minutes.

Like all the passersby interviewed for this article, Picarello was stopped by a reporter after he left the building, and was asked for his phone number. Like everyone, he was told only that this was to be an article about commuting. When he was called later in the day, like everyone else, he was first asked if anything unusual had happened to him on his trip into work. Of the more than 40 people contacted, Picarello was the only one who immediately mentioned the violinist.

"There was a musician playing at the top of the escalator at L'Enfant Plaza."

Haven't you seen musicians there before?

"Not like this one."

What do you mean?

"This was a superb violinist. I've never heard anyone of that caliber. He was technically proficient, with very good phrasing. He had a good fiddle, too, with a big, lush sound. I walked a distance away, to hear him. I didn't want to be intrusive on his space."

Really?

"Really. It was that kind of experience. It was a treat, just a brilliant, incredible way to start the day."

Picarello knows classical music. He is a fan of Joshua Bell but didn't recognize him; he hadn't seen a recent photo, and besides, for most of the time Picarello was pretty far away. But he knew this was not a run-of-the-mill guy out there, performing. On the video, you can see Picarello look around him now and then, almost bewildered.

"Yeah, other people just were not getting it. It just wasn't registering. That was baffling to me."

When Picarello was growing up in New York, he studied violin seriously, intending to be a concert musician. But he gave it up at 18, when he decided he'd never be good enough to make it pay. Life does that to you sometimes. Sometimes, you have to do the prudent thing. So he went into another line of work. He's a supervisor at the U.S. Postal Service. Doesn't play the violin much, anymore.

When he left, Picarello says, "I humbly threw in $5." It was humble: You can actually see that on the video. Picarello walks up, barely looking at Bell, and tosses in the money. Then, as if embarrassed, he quickly walks away from the man he once wanted to be.

Does he have regrets about how things worked out?

The postal supervisor considers this.

"No. If you love something but choose not to do it professionally, it's not a waste. Because, you know, you still have it. You have it forever."

BELL THINKS HE DID HIS BEST WORK OF THE DAY IN THOSE FINAL FEW MINUTES, in the second "Chaconne." And that also was the first time more than one person at a time was listening. As Picarello stood in the back, Janice Olu arrived and took up a position a few feet away from Bell. Olu, a public trust officer with HUD, also played the violin as a kid. She didn't know the name of the piece she was hearing, but she knew the man playing it has a gift.

Olu was on a coffee break and stayed as long as she dared. As she turned to go, she whispered to the stranger next to her, "I really don't want to leave." The stranger standing next to her happened to be working for The Washington Post.

In preparing for this event, editors at The Post Magazine discussed how to deal with likely outcomes. The most widely held assumption was that there could well be a problem with crowd control: In a demographic as sophisticated as Washington, the thinking went, several people would surely recognize Bell. Nervous "what-if" scenarios abounded. As people gathered, what if others stopped just to see what the attraction was? Word would spread through the crowd. Cameras would flash. More people flock to the scene; rush-hour pedestrian traffic backs up; tempers flare; the National Guard is called; tear gas, rubber bullets, etc.

As it happens, exactly one person recognized Bell, and she didn't arrive until near the very end. For Stacy Furukawa, a demographer at the Commerce Department, there was no doubt. She doesn't know much about classical music, but she had been in the audience three weeks earlier, at Bell's free concert at the Library of Congress. And here he was, the international virtuoso, sawing away, begging for money. She had no idea what the heck was going on, but whatever it was, she wasn't about to miss it.

Furukawa positioned herself 10 feet away from Bell, front row, center. She had a huge grin on her face. The grin, and Furukawa, remained planted in that spot until the end.

"It was the most astonishing thing I've ever seen in Washington," Furukawa says. "Joshua Bell was standing there playing at rush hour, and people were not stopping, and not even looking, and some were flipping quarters at him! Quarters! I wouldn't do that to anybody. I was thinking, Omigosh, what kind of a city do I live in that this could happen?"

When it was over, Furukawa introduced herself to Bell, and tossed in a twenty. Not counting that -- it was tainted by recognition -- the final haul for his 43 minutes of playing was $32.17. Yes, some people gave pennies.

"Actually," Bell said with a laugh, "that's not so bad, considering. That's 40 bucks an hour. I could make an okay living doing this, and I wouldn't have to pay an agent."

These days, at L'Enfant Plaza, lotto ticket sales remain brisk. Musicians still show up from time to time, and they still tick off Edna Souza. Joshua Bell's latest album, "The Voice of the Violin," has received the usual critical acclaim. ("Delicate urgency." "Masterful intimacy." "Unfailingly exquisite." "A musical summit." ". . . will make your heart thump and weep at the same time.")

Bell headed off on a concert tour of European capitals. But he is back in the States this week. He has to be. On Tuesday, he will be accepting the Avery Fisher prize, recognizing the Flop of L'Enfant Plaza as the best classical musician in America.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dan's Predictions for DCI-Division I

So as I sit here, I was thinking that I need to make my predictions for Division I. And away we go!! (I'll repost this after Worlds and see how far I was off.)

Division I
1. Phantom Regiment-On Air will lead Phantom to their first ever outright DCI championship.
2. Bluecoats-2006 DCI Director of the Year David Glasgow will lead Blooooo into uncharted waters-the top 3.
3. Cavaliers-Cavaliers will be on fire (excuse my pun with Billy Joel and "We Didn't Start the Fire....eh, fuck it.) with And So It Goes. However, the Green Machine will finish outside of the top 2 for the first time since 1999 with a lot of rookies.
4. Blue Devils-This is the corps that I always have a difficult time placing. They will do really well during the first half of the season. Winged Victory won't lead them a victory, but it'll still be a good show.
5. Cadets-I love the music they're doing. However, the narration completely and utterly pisses me off. That's why they're fifth.
6. Santa Clara Vanguard-Vanguard's one of those corps that you never know where they'll finish. "!," (pronounced Eureka!) featuring the music of Ravel, Bartok, and Resphigi, will not disappoint. However, I think they'll be middle of the pack.
7. Carolina Crown-My favorite corps to listen to-just for the brass sound. In my opinion, probably the second best brass sound-behind Phantom. They're still up and coming-give them time, and they'll crack the top 6.
8. Blue Knights-Doing another "Dark" show. It seems to work for them. Should be solid in 8th.
9. Boston Crusaders-Not my favorite shows year in and year out. But man, they always seem to be right there as a finalist.
10. Blue Stars-In their second year back in Division 1 (14th last year), they will wow fans everywhere with the music of Stravinsky, Saint-Saens, and Tchaikovsky. Will make finals for the first time since 1979.
11. Spirit-It's taken a while, but they're one of my favorite corps now. Their shows are always really catchy and they have a great sound. Their show of Jun Nagao, Imogen Heap, John Mackey, and David Gillingham is eclectic, but impressive.
12. Colts-Them not making finals last year was complete bullshit. That better not happen this year, otherwise a lot of fans will be extremely pissed. This corps is still up and coming, and always right around the threshold of finals.

The Rest
13. Glassmen
14. Madison Scouts
15. Crossmen
16. The Academy
17. Troopers
18. Cascades
19. Southwind
20. Mandarins
21. Pacific Crest
22. Pioneer

Saturday, June 9, 2007

The 126 worst Cubs of All Time according to HireJimEssian.com, 126-100.

So over the past couple of months, a Cubs fan blog has been posting the 126 worst Cubs of his lifetime. I remember almost all of these players. And they're pretty damn terrible. It's worth it to read some of the entries about these players.

126. Sandy Martinez
125.Adam Greenberg
124.Chad Fox
123.Todd Zeile
122.Julio Zuleta
121.Robert Machado
120.Dan Plesac
119.Chris Stynes
118.Leo Gomez
117.Rick Wrona
116.Chico Walker
115.Troy O'Leary
114.Jason Bere
113.Gary Varsho
112.Chad Meyers
111.Rick Aguilera
110.Scott Bullett
109.Damian Miller
108.Brooks Kiechnick
107.Damon Buford
106.Ruben Quevedo
105.Enrique Wilson
104.Paul Noce
103.Francis Beltran
102.Rey Sanchez
101.Kevin Orie
100.Steve Rain

Friday, June 1, 2007

what next????

So I'm watching ESPN tonight at my friend's house, and they're showing highlights of the Cubs. And lo and behold, Michael Barrett and Carlos Zambrano got into it in the dugout.

Link for my facebook friends.




According to Bleed Cubbie Blue, here's what happened:
Z may have said something to Barrett along the lines of, "If Henry Blanco had been catching me, this wouldn't have happened". Now -- that's not a quote, nor do I have any proof of this. But I can imagine some words like that might have inflamed Barrett to that point; we already know Michael has a temper, and he really would have had to be pushed past the breaking point to slug one of his own teammates. Some reports have Piniella, who is 30+ years older than both Barrett and Zambrano, stepping in to help separate them.


Either Zambrano or Barrett have played their last game in Chicago, and here's the thing: I don't care anymore. Either that, or Zambrano just talked himself out of a new contract.

Bleed Cubbie Blue suggests trading Zambrano to the Mets for Mike Pelfrey and Aaron Heilman. I'd take that trade.

What a way for Zambrano to spend his 26th birthday, eh?

Monday, April 16, 2007

this is what's wrong with the world


And there's what's wrong with the world. My prayers go out to everyone in the Virginia Tech community.

As usual, when something majorly tragic happens, I post my favorite quote from the West Wing.

""44 people were killed a couple of hours ago at Kennison State University. Three swimmers from the men's team were killed and two others are in critical condition, when, after having heard the explosion from their practice facility, they ran into the fire to help get people out. Ran into the fire. The streets of heaven are too crowded with angels tonight. They're our students and our teachers and our parents and our friends. The streets of heaven are too crowded with angels, but every time we think we have measured our capacity to meet a challenge, we look up and we're reminded that that capacity may well be limitless. This is a time for American heroes. We will do what is hard. We will achieve what is great. This is a time for American heroes and we reach for the stars. God bless their memory, God bless you and God bless the United States of America."

Josiah Bartlet


Sunday, April 1, 2007

Opening Day-Genesis

In the big inning, God created Heaven on Earth. And it was without form, and void. God separated the dirt from the grass. He called the grass Outfield and the dirt He called Infield. God made the Infield a 90-foot square and the Outfield not less than 400 feet to center and 320 feet down the lines. He declared this Fair Territory. All other territory, God then declared, was Foul.

And God divided the players into two teams of nine players each, under direction of a manager, to play The Game on His field. God called some of these players Pitchers and some of them Hitters. He placed a Pitcher precisely 60 feet 6 inches from a Hitter. Then God commanded that it's one, two, three strikes you're out at the ol' Ballgame.

And God granted jurisdiction of The Game to lesser Gods, whom He called Umpires. God said the Umpires are infallible, blessed with Heavenly authority, whose judgment is not to be questioned under penalty of expulsion from The Game. And God looked at his creation and He was pleased. Then God created the Infield Fly Rule to confuse nonbelievers.

And God said, Let there be light beer, and there was. And, God said, let there be peanuts and hot dogs and overpriced souvenirs and let there be frosty chocolate malts with little wooden spoons that you can buy nowhere else except at this Heaven, which God called a Ballpark, and there was. God looked at His creation and it was good.

And the Lord God formed, from the dust, a collection of elite players in His own image. The Lord God then breathed the breath of life into His creation. God called this creation the National League.

And God said, It is not good for the National League to be alone. The Lord God shall make it a mate. And thus, while the National League slept, God took several of its top players and created the American League.

And God blessed The Game, saying, Be fruitful and multiply. Put teams in every city with deserving fans, God added, even if this occurs at the expense of starting-pitching depth.

From time to time, God understood, The Game would be corrupted by the Serpent. The Serpent was more cunning than any other beast and he would take many wicked forms: the Black Sox, segregation, the Designated Hitter, the Reserve Clause, dead balls, juiced balls, spit balls, corked bats, George Steinbrenner, AstroTurf, the 1981 strike, collusion, lockouts, Pete Rose, the 1994 strike, greenies, cocaine, HGH, Andro, steroids, $20 parking, corporate mallparks, Scott Boras, Donald Fehr, and Bud Selig.

But, God said, the goodness in The Game shall always prevail. As needed, the Lord shall bestow upon The Game a Savior. And the Savior, like the Serpent, can take many forms. The Savior shall remind Fans how blessed The Game truly is. The Savior shall be called by many names, including Cy, Matty, Honus, Big Train, the Babe, Wrigley Field, Fenway Park, Lou Gehrig, Branch Rickey, Jackie Robinson, Buck O'Neil, Hank Greenberg, Red Barber, Harry Carey, Vin Scully, Jack Buck, Satchel Paige, Bill Veeck, Roberto Clemente, Ernie Banks, Hammerin' Hank, Cool Papa, Dizzy, Lefty, Whitey, Stan the Man, Big Klu, the Say Hey Kid, Campy, Duke, the Mick, the Splendid Splinter, the Gas House Gang, the Big Red Machine, the Damn Yankees, Pudge Fisk, Pudge Rodriguez, Yaz, Pops, the Wizard of Oz, Fernando, George Brett, Moonlight Graham, Roy Hobbs, Wild Thing Vaughn, Bingo Long, the Ryan Express, Donnie Baseball, Rickey, Eck, the Big Unit, the Cactus League, Cal Ripken, Tony Gwynn, Camden Yards, Rotisserie Drafts, Web Gems, Derek Jeter, Dontrelle Willis, Vlad Guerrero, and, from the Far East, Ichiro. And, God guaranteed, there are many more to come.

God looked upon His creation and He was very pleased. And God spoke, yelling, PLAY BALL!

A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request

By the shore's of old Lake Michigan
Where the "hawk wind" blows so cold
An old Cub fan lay dying
In his midnight hour that tolled
Round his bed, his friends had all gathered
They knew his time was short
And on his head they put this bright blue cap
From his all-time favorite sport
He told them, "Its late and its getting dark in here"
And I know its time to go
But before I leave the line-up
Boys, there's just one thing I'd like to know

Do they still play the blues in Chicago
When baseball season rolls around
When the snow melts away,
Do the Cubbies still play
In their ivy-covered burial ground
When I was a boy they were my pride and joy
But now they only bring fatigue
To the home of the brave
The land of the free
And the doormat of the National League

Told his friends "You know the law of averages says:
Anything will happen that can"
That's what it says
"But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant
Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan"
The Cubs made me a criminal
Sent me down a wayward path
They stole my youth from me
(that's the truth)
I'd forsake my teachers
To go sit in the bleachers
In flagrant truancy

and then one thing led to another
and soon I'd discovered alcohol, gambling, dope
football, hockey, lacrosse, tennis
But what do you expect,
When you raise up a young boy's hopes
And then just crush 'em like so many paper beer cups.

Year after year after year
after year, after year, after year, after year, after year
'Til those hopes are just so much popcorn
for the pigeons beneath the 'L' tracks to eat
He said, "You know I'll never see Wrigley Field, anymore before my eternal rest
So if you have your pencils and your score cards ready,
and I'll read you my last request
He said, "Give me a double header funeral in Wrigley Field
On some sunny weekend day (no lights)
Have the organ play the "National Anthem"
and then a little 'na, na, na, na, hey hey, hey, Goodbye'
Make six bullpen pitchers, carry my coffin
and six ground keepers clear my path
Have the umpires bark me out at every base
In all their holy wrath
Its a beautiful day for a funeral, Hey Ernie lets play two!
Somebody go get Jack Brickhouse to come back,
and conduct just one more interview
Have the Cubbies run right out into the middle of the field,
Have Keith Moreland drop a routine fly
Give everybody two bags of peanuts and a frosty malt
And I'll be ready to die

Build a big fire on home plate out of your Louisville Sluggers baseball bats,
And toss my coffin in
Let my ashes blow in a beautiful snow
From the prevailing 30 mile an hour southwest wind
When my last remains go flying over the left-field wall
Will bid the bleacher bums ad?eu
And I will come to my final resting place, out on Waveland Avenue

The dying man's friends told him to cut it out
They said stop it that's an awful shame
He whispered, "Don't Cry, we'll meet by and by near the Heavenly Hall of Fame
He said, "I've got season's tickets to watch the Angels now,
So its just what I'm going to do
He said, "but you the living, you're stuck here with the Cubs,
So its me that feels sorry for you!"

And he said, "Ahh Play, play that lonesome losers tune,
That's the one I like the best"
And he closed his eyes, and slipped away
What we got is the Dying Cub Fan's Last Request
And here it is

Do they still play the blues in Chicago
When baseball season rolls around
When the snow melts away,
Do the Cubbies still play
In their ivy-covered burial ground
When I was a boy they were my pride and joy
But now they only bring fatigue
To the home of the brave
The land of the free
And the doormat of the National League.

-Steve Goodman

Baseball Predictions

So I ran out of time with my analysis of each team. And for that, I apologize.

If you're here I don't really need to insult your intelligence by telling you who the ballclubs' best hitters, pitchers, etc. are. You already know. Instead, you'll find a pithy word or phrase describing the hitting, pitching, defense and intangibles of the thirty contenders for October glory.

I'm also not going to "predict" award winners. How hard would it be for me to sit here clacking away on a keyboard and be master-of-the-obvious by telling you that Albert Pujols is the best player in the NL and that Johan Santana is the best pitcher in the AL? And besides, awards often come out of nowhere. A year ago, who'd have thought Freddy Sanchez would win the NL batting title in 2006? Or that Ryan Howard would hit 58 home runs? Nobody, that's who.

And in any case, anyone using the search function here can come back here in October and tell me how wrong I was.

With that, here goes:
NL EAST
1.
Philadelphia Phillies
Hitting: Tons (Jimmy Rollins, anyone?)
Pitching: Injured
Defense: Good
Intangibles: Winners almost by default

2. New York Mets
Hitting: Lots and lots and lots of power
Pitching: More injured than the Phillies
Defense: Very good
Intangibles: Will find it difficult to win without Pedro (won't be back until the second half of the season)

3. Atlanta Braves
Hitting: Getting there
Pitching: Patchwork
Defense: Decent
Intangibles: Fan base will become pissed if they don't win this season

4.Florida Marlins
Hitting: Young
Pitching: Younger
Defense: Youngest
Intangibles: Last year was a fluke.

5. Washington Nationals
Hitting: Not there
Pitching: Will be better next year.
Defense: Decent
Intangibles: Hey, at least they'll have a new stadium next season.

NL CENTRAL
1.
Chicago Cubs
Hitting: Very improved (D-Lee, A-Ram, and Soriano should all hit 40 hrs.)
Pitching: I hope it's improved
Defense: It should be interesting....
Intangibles: Lou Piniella. Nuff said.

2.
Milwaukee Brewers
Hitting: Mediocre
Pitching: Pray for Sheets' health. Otherwise...
Defense: Excellent
Intangibles: Could be the Detroit Tigers of 2007.

3. St. Louis Cardinals
Hitting: Injured (A opening day outfield of So Taguchi, Chris Duncan and Scott Spiezio? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Ok. I'm done.)
Pitching: Hope and pray
Defense: Good
Intangibles: Spiffy stadium?

4. Houston Astros
Hitting: Positive
Pitching: Not so positive
Defense: Creaky
Intangibles: Could be a big surprise.

5. Cincinnati Reds
Hitting: Adam Dunn
Pitching: Good last year....
Defense: Injured
Intangibles: Spiffy retro uniforms

6. Pittsburgh Pirates
Hitting: Good
Pitching: Not so good
Defense: Average
Intangibles: Kickass stadium.

NL WEST
1.
Arizona Diamondbacks
Hitting: Young!
Pitching: A bit injured
Defense: Young and exciting!
Intangibles: Spiffy new uniforms

2. San Diego Padres (Wild Card)
Hitting: Good
Pitching: A combination of old and young
Defense: Below average
Intangibles: Greg Maddux.

3. Los Angeles Dodgers
Hitting: Inconsistent
Pitching: Even more inconsistent.
Defense: Brittle
Intangibles: Great broadcaster named Vin Scully.

4. Colorado Rockies
Hitting: Lots of power
Pitching: In that park? Ha.
Defense: In that park? Does it really matter?
Intangibles: Neat view of the Rocky Mountains past left field.

5. San Francisco Giants
Hitting: Old
Pitching: Older
Defense: Oldest
Intangibles: Steroids

AL EAST
1.
Boston Red Sox
Hitting: Lots of home runs!! Yay!!
Pitching: Lots of homeruns!! Not so good.
Defense: Who needs defense?
Intangibles: The Fenway Faithful

2. Toronto Blue Jays
Hitting: Decent
Pitching: Good bullpen that they'll need a lot.
Defense: Bouncy
Intangibles: They'll be good someday.

3. New York Yankees
Hitting: Not good
Pitching: A mess
Defense: Spotty
Intangibles: Joe Torre wishes he retired last year.

4. Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Hitting: Young
Pitching: Younger
Defense: Good
Intangibles: Out of last place?!?!?!?!

5. Baltimore Orioles
Hitting: What??????
Pitching: Que?????
Defense: Does it matter?
Intangibles: 6 Cubs on the 25 man roster. Nuff said.

AL CENTRAL

1. Cleveland Indians
Hitting: Outstanding
Pitching: Pray.
Defense: Good
Intangibles: Something to prove.

2. Minnesota Twins (Wild Card)
Hitting: Always finds a way
Pitching: Two words: Johan Santana
Defense: Adequate
Intangibles: Ron Gardenhire knows how to win.

3. Detroit Tigers
Hitting: Power-laden
Pitching: Injured
Defense: Work in progress
Intangibles: Playoff experience. Sort of.

4. Chicago White Sox
Hitting: Growing old
Pitching: Unpredictable
Defense: Experienced
Intangibles: Watch Ozzie's head explode!!

5. Kansas City Royals
Hitting: Inexperienced
Pitching: Who are they?
Defense: Work in progress
Intangibles: Really nice people.

AL WEST
1. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Hitting: Outstanding
Pitching: Excellent
Defense: Outstanding
Intangibles: Best team in the AL.

2. Oakland Athletics
Hitting: Always good
Pitching: Better than you think.
Defense: Uhhhhhh....
Intangibles: Todd Walker?!?!?!

3. Texas Rangers
Hitting: Declining
Pitching: Pitchers?
Defense: Acceptable
Intangibles: Sammy Sosa?!?!?!?!

4. Seattle Mariners
Hitting: Inconsistent
Pitching: Young
Defense: Ichiro!!
Intangibles: Can't finish lower than fourth.

NL:
Cubs over Padres, Diamondbacks over Phillies; Cubs over Diamondbacks in NLCS

AL: Angels over Indians, Twins over Red Sox; Angels over Twins in ALCS

World Series: Cubs over Angels in 6. No. Really. I did just say that.




Saturday, March 31, 2007

Time for my annual post...

Baseball-Commissioner-For-Life-Unless-I-Step-Down-In-2009 Bud Selig announced today, that in tune with the downsizing that's rampant in American society today, the Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox will become one team, effective immediately.

They will be known as the Chicago White Cubs.

This move is expected to strengthen the team, as players such as Brian Anderson, Pablo Ozuna, and Ronny Cedeno will no longer be needed.

However, it was also announced that pitchers Mark Prior and Javier Vazquez will immediately be placed on the disabled list with, respectively, elbow and shoulder problems.

Since it could not be agreed whether the team should play at Wrigley Field or U.S. Cellular Field, the club will outsource its home games to the city of Hyderabad, India. Season ticket holders will be reimbursed for travel expenses, and the new Wrigley Field bleachers will be moved there as soon as possible.

All games will be televised via WGN, but cable subscribers will have to pay a surcharge of $10 per game due to the extra cost of satellite transmissions from India.

Team colors are to be announced later.

Finally, there will be a tag-team wrestling match on Sunday between Lou Piniella and Ozzie Guillen, to decide who will manage the White Cubs.

Friday, March 30, 2007

What's he going to be?

An old southern Baptist country preacher had a teenage son, and it was
getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do,
and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an
experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table
four objects:

A Bible,
A silver dollar,
A bottle of whisky,
A Playboy magazine

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself,
"and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which
object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher
like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar,
he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he
picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord,
what a shame that would be! And worst of all, if he picks up that
magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the
objects on the table.

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he
picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver
dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took
a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher muttered in disgust, "he's gonna be
a Congressman."

Monday, March 26, 2007

24 SPECULATION (SPOILERS?? MAYBE)

So, 24 tonight. Wooooo. I honestly think this season is the best yet. True, there's some farfetched things going on, but still, it's a good season. I moaned when I first saw the autistic character, but really, 24 was very sensitive with him. I was extremely worried at first.

Second thing: 100 greatest 24 moments.

But in other news, I was perusing the spoilers as usual, and came upon this: (NOTE: DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT 24!!!!!!)


This is from the last scene from the last episode of season 6. (Taken from 24 Insider board) Keep in mind, it can change.

Person TBD: Get in, Jack. There's a lot I have to tell you.

Jack, still struggling to get past the shock of who he's seeing, climbs in the passenger side as Person TBD gets behind the wheel. As the car peels out, we... FADE OUT

END OF SHOW


So this got me thinking about who it could be that Jack would be shocked to see. In the past 15 or so minutes, I've made up a list of who it could be.

-Tony Almeida
-David Palmer
-Michelle Dessler-Almeida
-Nina Myers
-Ryan Chapelle
-George Mason
-Stephen Saunders
-Mike Novick
-Teri Bauer
-Sherri Palmer
-Curtis Manning
-Former SecDef James Heller
-Kim Bauer
-Audrey Heller-Raines
-Walt Cummings
-Cheng (the Chinese Consulate guy)

Now, if you look at this list, you'll notice something that almost all of these characters have in common: they're all dead (with the exception of Kim, James Heller, Cheng, and Audrey (?)).

Now I have 3 ideas on this:
-1. This is an April Fool's joke.
-2. Jack is dead and the person that is telling him to get in is dead as well.
-3. There was a conspiracy and one of the characters will not be dead (here I group, Tony, Michelle, David Palmer, Nina, Teri). In season 5, Tony, Michelle, and Palmer 1.o all died because they were the few that knew Jack was still alive. What if...one of these 3 (or all 3) were made to look dead, but not dead. Longshot, I know, but still. Either that, or Nina comes back.

Anyway this happens, Jack has to be completely shocked. With the group mentioned above (Nina, Palmer 1.0, Tony, Michelle, Teri, Nina), this would be completed.

Anyway this comes out, I fear that I will shit my pants.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Monday, March 19, 2007

yay!!

Questionable Trades Could Hamper ChiSox


The White Sox entered this offseason with one major issue: the state of their starting rotation. After looking like aces during the Southsiders’ 2005 championship run, Jon Garland and Mark Buehrle saw their ERAs grow by more than a run to 4.51 and 4.99, respectively. Manager Ozzie Guillen was not shy about sharing his displeasure about the starting staff with the media, and the outspoken, emotional skipper clearly expects his rotation to rebound with a strong 2007 campaign. But ChiSox GM Kenny Williams’ main transactions this winter did not reflect much concern about the starting rotation. In fact, Williams’ decision to trade veteran Freddy Garcia and top-prospect Brandon McCarthy to the Phillies and Rangers, respectively, may have made the staff worse.

Here are the key statistics for the White Sox primary 5 starters from 2006:

  • Buehrle: (12-13)/4.99ERA/1.45WHIP/.305BAA
  • Garland: (18-7)/4.51ERA/1.36WHIP/.294BAA
  • Vazquez: (11-12)/4.84ERA/1.29WHIP/.259BAA
  • Contreras: (13-9)/4.27ERA/1.27WHIP/.256BAA
  • Garcia: (17-9)/4.53ERA/1.28WHIP/.267BAA

Translation: the rotation wasn’t all that terrible on the outside, but there were plenty of concerns, and a deeper look reveals some brutal numbers. Take a look at these trouble signs…

Buehrle (it gets worse…):

  • 247 hits allowed in 204 innings pitched (10.89 hits/9 innings)
  • 36 homeruns allowed (1.59HR/9)
  • Vs. RH-hitters: .322BAA, 1.56WHIP
  • Away: 5.51ERA/1.58WHIP/.333BAA
  • Post-ASB: 6.44ERA/1.64WHIP/.343BAA

Garland (he won 18 games, but…):

  • 247 hits allowed in 211.1 innings pitched (10.35H/9)
  • Monthly ERAs: 7.11, 5.40, 4.50, 2.89, 2.89, 4.70
  • If you think that’s inconsistent, watch this…

Vazquez (worth his new extension?):

  • Monthly ERAs: 3.67, 3.99, 7.50, 6.82, 3.41, 3.82, 7.71
  • Monthly WHIPs: 0.93, 1.23, 1.77, 1.55, 1.27, 0.99, 1.27
  • Monthly BAAs: .211, .243, .338, .297, .239, .197, .364
  • Scary to think Javier Vazquez was the ChiSox 2nd-best starter last year…

Contreras (rapid decline?):

  • Post-ASB: 5.40ERA/1.38WHIP/.279BAA
  • Similar month-to-month inconsistency

Garcia (now the Phillies’ ace):

  • Away: 5.05ERA/1.30WHIP/.282BAA
  • 32 homeruns allowed in 216.1 innings (1.33HR/9)

Clearly, that’s not an adequate starting-5 for a team looking to defend a World Series crown. And so, despite one of the League’s most potent lineups, the ChiSox failed to make the playoffs, finishing third in the AL Central division, behind the fast-improving Twins and Tigers. Interestingly enough, it was tremendously consistent starting pitching that paved the way to the postseason for Minnesota and Detroit — the exact opposite of what the ChiSox rotation gave them.

The aforementioned deals consummated by GM Kenny Williams this offseason were, as I mentioned, meant to shake-up the starting rotation. However, the staff is worse now — at least in the short-term — than it was at the end of last season. How’s that? Well…

The first deal made by Williams sent Freddy Garcia to the Phillies, for northpaw prospect Gavin Floyd, who has been inconsistent in the Majors thus far. In 24 career appearances (19 starts), the 24 year-old has a 7-5 record with a 6.96ERA and 1.74WHIP. Over his minor league career, which began in 2001 when he was Philadelphia’s top pick (4th overall), Floyd has compiled a 38-40 record with a 3.77ERA and 1.30WHIP, over 117 appearances (112 starts). Clearly, Floyd is not the blue-chip prospect he was once considered to be, and Garcia was a steep price to pay for an unproven starter.

But even if the Garcia-for-Floyd (and ex-ChiSock Gio Gonzalez) deal made sense, trading promising righty Brandon McCarthy to Texas for prospects certainly did not. McCarthy appeared to be a shoo-in for the 5th-starter job this season, after posting a 4-7 record with a 4.68ERA last year, working primarily out of the bullpen. But after the acquisition of Floyd, Williams sent him packing for Rangers’ top-prospect John Danks, and 2 lower-level pitchers. Why? No one seems to have a clear answer. McCarthy was stunned by the decision — enough so that he ripped the organization. Ozzie fired back. And still, we have no clue exactly what Kenny Williams was thinking when he made the deal.

The bottom line is, however, that the White Sox starting rotation has plenty of questions heading into this season; questions that the Tigers, Twins, and Indians do not have. As we saw in 2006, even a powerful offense featuring Jim Thome, Paul Konerko, Jermaine Dye, and Joe Crede could not lead the Southsiders’ to the playoffs because of their erratic starting pitching. The 2007 edition of the White Sox sports a starting rotation that has the potential to be worse than the 2006 version was.

A bounce-back season from Jon Garland and Mark Buehrle will be crucial to the White Sox playoff hopes this season. If they pitch well in 2007, the ChiSox may have a legitimate shot at re-capturing the division title. If they don’t, Ozzie Guillen will be making faces again come October.

And while it’s Ozzie Guillen who might find himself on thin ice should the White Sox fail to make the playoffs in 2007, Kenny Williams’ controversial swaps will likely be the true culprit.

now how in the hell did I do this?

Now, I know this class is easy, but how in the hell did I do this?

my plans for DCI SA

So, near the end of July, I hope to go down to San Antonio for North Texas Festival of Drums and Bugles AND Drum Corps International Southwestern Championships. I'd much rather take the train down, then fly. I am not a very good flyer at all. Here's my Amtrak plans:

My plans are to stay with Harold Tate for a day or two, then head up to San Antonio for the Southwestern Championships. It'd be awesome to go, to get to see people that I've never met, or only have met once. Now to talk my parents into letting me go....

Until next time.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Prior update

Carrie Muskat, cubs.com writer, is so full of shit. She says that Mark Prior, oft-injured pitcher, had pitches that were clocked at 85-90 mph. However, Al Yellon, blogger over at Bleed Cubbie Blue, says differently. He says that the guy working the radar gun for the Cubs was hiding Prior's speeds from view, and that everyone could see Marquis' pitch speeds. We'll see. Honestly, I think his days as a big leaguer for the Cubs are done, which is a darned shame.
So I got promoted at work. Wooooooooooo!! I am now an Senior Honor caddy. For those of you that don't know, here's how the order goes:
-Evans Scholar
-Senior Honor
-Honor
-A
-B

And in other news, my bracket is getting it's butt kicked. I finally learned how to do a screenshot, and here it is: (open in a new window)

Thursday, March 15, 2007

famed advertising man dies

The guy who invented the Keebler Elves died this past week. When asked
recently to what he contributed his success, he said he held firm to one
belief: "the Lord helps those who help them elves."

Oh. And the co-inventor of the television remote control died this week,
too. Men everywhere should pause for a moment of respect.

Two semi-related stories

In my reading of the Internet today, I came over several stories, several that were related to the Cubs in one way or another.

First, Jay Mariotti says the Cubs should get rid of Mark Prior. In his spring training intrasquad game tomorrow morning, Prior will show Piniella and pitching coach Larry Rothschild whether or not he should be given a chance with the Cubs. Mariotti says the Cubs should trade Prior for a couple of backup infielders, at best. I think they'd probably get a couple of class A prospects. I say the Cubs should keep him, and if he doesn't work out at the end of this year, amicably let him go, and let him try to get on somewhere else.

Secondly, Sammy Sosa has been added to the Rangers 40 man roster.
Good for him. A lot of people thought as a non-roster invitee, he didn't have a chance in hell of making the Rangers. And now he will be on the Rangers' opening day roster. By being added to the Major League roster, he is guaranteed a base salary of $500,000. He can earn another $2.2 million in incentives based on number of at-bats. Sosa was 1-for-3 on Thursday and is now 14-for-31 (.452) with three home runs and seven RBIs in 10 Cactus League games. He has hit safely in all 10 games. He struck out twice Thursday, giving him eight in 31 at-bats, but the home run was a blast.

Dare I say it? He'd be my vote for Comeback player of the year if he keeps up this torrid pace.

Analysis of the 2nd place NL Central Division team (and maybe 3rd place) coming later tonight.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Dan's National League Central Division Predictions-The Chicago Cubs

Seeing as how baseball season is upon us, I've decided to start my National League predictions. Each team will be covered in a seperate entry, as this Cub one is extremely long. These are only my opinions, and to be taken with a grain of salt.

And here we go!! 2006 statistics in parenthesis. Stats are (average, HR's, RBI's) for batters, (Wins-Losses, Games, ERA, IP) for pitchers.

CENTRAL DIVISION


1. Chicago Cubs (66-96, 17.5 GB)-That's right, I just said that. With a $300 million payroll, anything lower than 1st or 2nd in this division is unacceptable. The Central is not the most competitive division in the league, and the Cubs should be able to capitalize on this.

Starting Lineup
Catcher-Michael Barrett (.307, 16, 53 )-Good hitting catcher, not too good at throwing runners out. Real class act. Donated $50,000 to Derrek Lee's daughter's foundation, and will donate an additional $10,000 for each home run he hits.
1st Base-Derrek Lee (.286, 8, 30)-The most solid all-around 1st baseman that the Cubs have seen in a long time. Injured and missed 85 games, then his daughter went partially blind, and he took the rest of the season off. Undeniable leader of the team. Cubs got a major steal when they traded Hee Seop Choi to the Marlins for him.
2nd Base-Mark DeRosa-(.296, 13, 74)-Was a bit injured last year, however, is very versatile, playing every infield position except for catcher last year. Should be better this year in the National League.
Shortstop-Cesar Izturis- (.245, 1, 18)-No hit, solid fielder. Was injured a lot last season, splitting time between the Cubs and the LA Dodgers. Not the best trade ever, being sent to the Cubs straight up for Greg Maddux. Should be leaps and bounds better than Neifi Perez. God, he sucked.
3rd Base-Aramis Ramirez- (.291, 38, 119)-Arguably the best third baseman in Cubs history since Ron Santo. His numbers will be better this year, now that he has people on base to move ahead. Last year was the only player on the Cubs who actually really did anything. Pirates are probably kicking themselves for this trade. Cubs sent Bobby Hill as a player to be named later for Kenny Lofton and Aramis Ramirez. Bobby Hill is now back in the Cubs organization, so the Pirates got screwed.
Left Fielder-Cliff Floyd-(.244, 11, 44)-A solid outfielder, however, a bit older. Will be 35 on Opening Day. Will platoon with Matt Murton (more on him later).
Center Fielder-Alfonso Soriano- (.277, 46, 95) 8 years, $136 million. Some owners around the league laughed at this signing, saying the Cubs overpaid him. Led the NL in outfield assists last year, however committed 11 errors. Also strikes out a lot (160 in 647 AB last year). As he gets more accostomed to the outfield, I expect his errors to go down. Should make the Cubs fans love him. He's fast, solid hitter, and should move to right field later on in the year.
Right Field-Jaque Jones-(.285, 27, 81)-A solid contact hitter, however, a terrible right fielder. Had more errors than assists last year, which is unacceptable. Many believe the reason he was better in Minnesota was because of the Astroturf surface, and he could bounce the balls back into the infield. Not so in Chicago. Should be traded by the trade deadline, which'll have the Cubs call up Felix Pie.

OFF THE BENCH
Daryle Ward (1B, DH)-(.308, 7, 26)-Spent time between Atlanta and Washington last season. Was injured last season. Appeared in 98 games. Very versatile. Last season played LF, RF, 1B, and DH. Should figure in the Cubs plans as a DH and pinch hitter.
Matt Murton (LF)-(.297, 13, 62) Last year was his first full season in the majors. Surprised all with decent power, very good situational hitter. Will platoon in LF with Cliff Floyd. I expect Floyd will get most of the duty against right handed pitchers, while Murton will face LHP's. Expect him to be the Cubs every day Left Fielder in a few years.
Ryan Theriot (2B, SS)-(.328, 3, 16) Instantly a crowd favorite. "The Riot", as he is known, will one day be the Cubs starting second baseman. Until then, he has to live off the bench, which is a shame. Will get a few starts this year, but not as many as he deserves.
Ronny Cedeno (SS)-(.245, 6, 41) He had 41 RBI's in151 games last season? Man, that's not good. Hopefully will improve on that this season, or he will go the way of Neifi Perez.
Henry Blanco (C)-(.266, 6, 37)-I'm willing to bet that last season is a fluke. He had the highest batting average of his career. Formerly Greg Maddux's personal catcher. The only reason he's still in Cubby blue is because he's exactly the opposite of Barrett: good field, no hit.

STARTING PITCHERS (Wins-Losses, Games, ERA, Innings Pitched)
1.Carlos Zambrano-( 16-7,33, 3.41, 214.0)-Undoubtedly the ace of the staff. A very strong contender for the Cy Young. Should easily win at least 15 games. Can be unhittable if he keeps his cool.
2.Ted Lilly (15-13, 32, 4.31, 181.7)-Easily many team's ace. However, he has to be on the same team as Zambrano, so he'll be the number two pitcher. A left handed pitcher with a darned good curveball, and can be a bit wild. That's the reason his innings pitched are a bit on the low side.
3.Jason Marquis (14-16, 33, 6.02, 194.3)-Honestly, I cringed when I first heard about this deal. 3 years/$21 million is a bit much for a guy that had a 6.02 ERA last season, on a World Series championship team (he was left off of the postseason roster.) Does not strike out many, only 96 in 194.3 innings. Gives up a ton of homeruns. We'll see.
4.RIch Hill- (7-1, 15, 1.80, 100.0 at Iowa, 6-7, 17, 4.17, 99.3 at Chicago)-Split time between Iowa (AAA) and the Cubs. Literally unhittable in Iowa. Batters hit .179 against him. Will get better as time progresses.
5. The 5th spot is a tossup between 4 players: Mark Prior (1-6, 9, 7.21, 43.7), Angel Guzman (0-6,15, 7.39, 56.0), Wade Miller (0-2, 5, 4.57, 21.7), and Neal Cotts (1-2,70, 5.17, 54.0). Needless to say, the 5th spot's kind of scary to think about.

BULLPEN (Wins-Losses, Games, Games Saved (if applicable), ERA, IP)
Closer: Ryan Dempster- (1-9, 74, 24, 4.80, 75.0) The less said about last year, the better. Let's hope it was a fluke, because Dempster sucked up the place. Every time he would come into a came, I would bite my nails. If he fails again, expect Kerry Wood to come in and close. Incidentally, a real class act. Has donated $50,000 to Derrek Lee's daughter's foundation, and will donate an additional $1,000 for every game he saves this year.
Closer 2: Kerry Wood:(1-2, 4, 0, 4.12, 19.7)-Should be a lot better than last year. Came back from some random injury that I don't remember exactly. Expect him to be a lot stronger than last season, as he has lost 30 pounds, and his pitches have a lot more zip on them now. I doubt he'll ever start a game again.
Scott Eyre: (1-3, 74, 0, 3.38, 61.3)-Eyre and Howry were about the only bright spots on the Cubs bullpen last season. He failed every drug test he had-because he has a doctor's note for a prescription for ADD.


DOWN ON THE FARM
Felix Pie (Iowa: .283, 15, 57). Will oneday be the Cubs' every day center fielder.
He's fast, he's a great fielder, and he's a solid hitter. And he's only 22. Will be called up to the Cubs mid-late 2007.

Donald Veal (West Tenn/Peoria: 11-5, 28, 2.16, 154.1)-His stuff has been called better than Dontrelle Willis's. Dominated low/hi A ball last season. Should start at AA Tennessee. Should be called up to the majors in 2008, at the latest, 2009.

Jeff Samardzija (Boise/Peoria: 1-2, 7, 2.70, 30.0) Didn't really pitch that much last year because of committments to Notre Dame football. Now that he's a Cub, expect him to start at hi A Daytona. He will progress quickly through the minors. Will be called up to the big leagues 2009.